Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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