I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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