You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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