I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
and you fell through a lawn chair
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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