Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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