This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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