Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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