If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I puked a lego.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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