someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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