Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
