When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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