i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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