I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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