I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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