he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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