if you like me you must not know who I am
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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