What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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