who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i out mim tonsoeep
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