So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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