: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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