Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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