ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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