if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she told me i tasted like america
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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