Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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