i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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