Swine flu. Run for my life!
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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