..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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