I feel like I'm in dance class right now
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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