respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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