That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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