There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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