He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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