She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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