quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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