I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
