Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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