the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
