That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I need water and some morals
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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