i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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