Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
