careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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