Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
