I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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