Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
