No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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