Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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