I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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