Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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