Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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