I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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