This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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