So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have already put on my inside pants.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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