Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is the high leading the old right now
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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