we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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