i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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