all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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