That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize