Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
