we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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