ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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